Ashley Cole punched in the underpants by Google

Kayla Collins – Ashley’s future ex?

Kayla Collins

For all that is totally brilliant about modern technology, all of this advancement has a downside. Notably that it’s now damn near impossible to casually steamroller a whole host of women behind Cheryl Cole’s back and ever have the whole mess forgotten about.

All of which leads remarkably seamlessly to news that the man who sired Ashley Cole’s beautiful new girlfriend, Kayla Collins (pictured), has done a little research on the internet about the man currently smearing himself about his daughter’s taut Playboy bunny body, and he’s not particularly happy with his findings.

As quoted in today’s Sun newspaper, Kayla’s dad – David Dusel – thought he’d pick some UK brains after being swamped in unexpected and disturbing Google sewage about Ashley Cole, and muttered these enigmatic words:

“They gave me their own insights.”

Oh well.

Hey Ashley, why not have a crack at one of these should-be-WAGs?

9 responses so far
  • Really? // December 30, 2010 at 3:41 pm

    Must be a slow news day

    Make some more jokes about Benitez, everyone likes those

  • Britt // December 30, 2010 at 4:11 pm

    Haha and which normal human beings believes what the sun says or writes? jeses christ

  • Jamie // December 30, 2010 at 10:15 pm

    Ashley Cole is a single man who has done exactly what 99.9% of men do behind their wives/girlfriends back but yet he is crucified for it. What about John Terry, Crouch, Rooney? do they get half as much stick? and who the …k is Cheryl Cole? she has a criminal conviction, lovely mentor for young girls isn’t she. Also she is dating Derek/Simon/50 cents/Will.i.am, you name it but thats ok because she is Universe’s sweetheart (sic). I hope Ashley and Kayla work out. She seems like a nice girl and I am sure he is a nice enough man.

  • luke // December 30, 2010 at 10:38 pm

    Get a life u eegitt

  • elcynico // December 30, 2010 at 10:44 pm

    Like duh. Is there a point to this story?

  • Jamie // December 31, 2010 at 7:55 am

    EVERYONE on here should get a life in that case Luke.

  • braheyes // January 1, 2011 at 2:13 am

    Jamie, not everyone is a cheating rat like you.
    If you want to sleep around don’t go into a relationship.

  • elcynico // January 3, 2011 at 11:16 pm

    Keep throwing those stones, all you totally sin-free angelic beings.

  • DOUBLE // January 4, 2011 at 7:46 pm

    Funny…wonder if they really talked to Dad…or do they just write stuff.

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