Fans of Kelly Brook might be dispirited to know that she’s reportedly having another crack at a relationship with the bad boy of rugger – Danny Cipriani. If it helps to read it, you probably never really had much of a chance anyway. It’s not your fault…. it’s not your fault… it’s not [...]Read more
The word filtering through is that once the full force of the sexy Italian loafer has reached maximum impact on the Benitez behind, he’ll be instantly thrown into meetings at Blackburn, with view to commuting from his nearby luxury cottage to manage the team.
Rovers fans, does this float your onions? Or make you feel [...]Read more
The big news from today’s Sun is that they were about to run some embarrassing pictures of Marouane Fellaini, but were gagged at the last minute.
Bearing in mind that this is a man with permanent clown hair, who was once caught out for steamrollering a member of the Rooney family – he [...]Read more
Lucky Man City – yesterday it was confirmed that, in Mario Balotelli, they have the second greatest player on the planet. Confirmation came from Balotelli himself. How kind of him to share the good news.
Here’s what else we have been taught about football this morning, thanks to all of the daily papers, from the [...]Read more
Well, at least none of them started SINGING
The path of a football supporter is a rocky one, as likely to lift your spirits as it is to crush [...]Read more
Via our pals at Dirty Tackle
Lest you ever forget that Italy is the home of cutting edge fashion, here is Mario Balotelli to blow your mind with a wonderful new hat. It’s known in the trade as “Arctic Jamiroquai”, or simply “a bloody massive glove”.Read more
Oh good God – really?
For those of you with the well of Christmas gift ideas running seriously dry, perhaps The Spoiler will be able to help, with a whole host of suggestions that would make everyone from your dotty nana to your princessy nephew love you [...]Read more
As spotted by our pals at Pies, Mario Balotelli has been awarded the 2010 Golden Boy award – for players younger than 21 only - for his topsy-turvy performances that cause fans to love him and dispair of him at the same time. Amazingly, he managed to tap into this exact same fluctuating emotional scale on [...]Read more Older posts