Michael Owen to join notorious list of football maniacs
Picture this, only Owen in blue
If you happen to be passing through Merseyside in the coming days, expect to hear an orchestra of throats clearing and a strange noise that sounds like people going ”mar-clowin” over and over again.
Don’t worry, it’s just scouse for “Michael Owen”, and they’re talking about the rumours surrounding his possible move across the notorious divide to Everton.
The dinky little madman would become the tenth person in 30 years to play for both Liverpool and Everton. Can you name the other nine (not including players on loan)?