Glamour girl Sophie Reade slams Balotelli on Twitter
Sophie Reade – waiting for a bus
For those worried that Mario Balotelli might be having trouble settling in to life as a Premier League footballer, grab a tissue and get ready to wipe away proud, emotional tears, with some moving relationship news from today’s Sun.
Word has it that having stolen Big Brother winner Sophie Reade’s heart – presumably thanks to ream-upon-ream of erotic Italian poetry and a romantic Christmas steamrollering – Balotelli then immediately broke it by proceeding to smear himself all over Ms Reade’s best buddy, another breasty thing called Faye-Evette Betts.
Like so many hot glamour models these days, Reade decided to vent her fury online with a series of infuriated Twitter twats, such as:
“Would like to let everyone know @FayeEvette is a s*** and slept with the guy I was seeing! What a friend and welcome 2011.”
And:
“Mario Balotelli is a ****er!!”
Welcome to English football, Mario. You’ve arrived.
15 responses so far
Ashley Cole // January 5, 2011 at 5:49 pm
hey mario, lets grab some drinks soon !
John Terry // January 5, 2011 at 5:56 pm
count me in!
Wayne Rooney // January 5, 2011 at 6:23 pm
I’ll bring the prozzies!
Wayne Rooney // January 5, 2011 at 6:23 pm
Too bad I can’t join, my wife’s not pregnant yet
Mario Balotelli // January 5, 2011 at 6:33 pm
Meet me at my place at 11. Ciao.
Peter Crouch // January 5, 2011 at 6:46 pm
What about me, guys?
Stan Collymore // January 5, 2011 at 10:01 pm
Can I suggest you do it in a car in the layby of the A52?
(I'm Not Fat!) Ronaldo // January 5, 2011 at 11:37 pm
Will there be tranny prozzies too, Wayne?
Wayne Rooney // January 5, 2011 at 11:37 pm
No mate, just grannies
Wayne Bridge // January 6, 2011 at 10:16 am
Is this a couples night? I’ll come with my new girlfriend, a bowl where we can put all of our car keys in and play adult musical chairs. JT Is not allowed though.
Mike // January 6, 2011 at 11:02 pm
Good playied Mario! The more you score, the better is! And “cheating” was maybe the only of telling her that they don’t have a relationship!
He’s at the wrong club! He should’ve joined UTD to learn from Rooney!
Frank Ribery // January 7, 2011 at 4:32 am
Hey, count me in if they are under 13!
hari setiawan // January 8, 2011 at 7:56 am
lassana diarra would be perfect for ManU but i doubt if Mou would be willing to let him go.
Si // January 8, 2011 at 11:47 am
She called him the N word? Either that or it’s sloppy censorship on The Spoiler’s part.
wayne bridge // January 10, 2011 at 3:22 am
yous can all have my wife evan jt again
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