Spoiler

Liverpool linked with a beanpole striker called Traore

This is him. First name – Lacina

He’s from the Ivory Coast, he’s got the same surname as Djimi, he’s taller than Peter Crouch, he currently plays in Romania.

Liverpool fans, feel very free to use the above sentence as a new terrace chant should Hodgson manage to get his thumb splodge in January.

You’re welcome.

• Cluj
• Lacina Traore
• Liverpool