Mrs’ Rooney, Terry and Crouch – your prayers have been well and truly answered
You can only imagine the clock-watching, room-pacing hell that Coleen Rooney has been going through for the past few months when Wayne is ten minutes late coming back from Littlewoods. Or the nail-biting, finger-tapping torment that Toni Terry endures whenever John pops out for a round of golf.
Well, worry no more ladies, The Spoiler has the answer – A MALE CHASTITY BELT!
An American company has come up with a series of devices designed to keep those cheating bloody men at bay.
The model shown is called ‘The Curve’ and is designed ‘for the longer male’. It’s probably the model The Spoiler would need – OI! OI!
Thankfully for the style-conscious WAG, they also come in a variety of different designs including – ironically enough – a wood effect version.
If your footballer boyfriend is giving you the run around (or if you’re just into that sort of thing), you can buy one here.
Don’t mention it – you’re more than welcome.