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Rumours flying around about Gerard Pique and Shakira

Shakira – WAG?

Shakira

She’s the saucy little fox with the foghorn voice, he’s one of the many jewels in Barcelona’s humungous encrusted crown, and now they’re rumoured to be feverishly going at it like the clappers whenever he’s not marshalling people into touch, and she’s not being forced by cigar-chewing record company executives to go on tour.

For those struggling to dot the dots, The Spoiler is referring to Shakira and Gerard Pique. The clue was in the headline.

As reported on the popular Spanish site Sport.es, rumours have been flying around for months about these two boffing one another, and now that Shakira has split up with her long term Mr Shakira – Antonio de la Rua – Pique’s silhouette has been spotted lingering nakedly behind her net curtains. Figuratively speaking.

The big defender has insisted that the pair are “just friends”, whilst Shakira once said:

“Life is a soccer field, don’t you think?”

Not really Shakira.

Here she is doing one of her songs on Jonathan Ross:


4 responses so far
  • Casper von Hamsterfanny // January 17, 2011 at 3:24 pm

    So Gerard is the reason Shakira got the World Cup song? Must have been his waka waka that inspired it.

  • HMS_Friday // January 17, 2011 at 5:11 pm

    Reminds me of this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziCHKDiCMKs

  • Frank // January 17, 2011 at 7:11 pm

    Foghorn voice? yeah, that’s why she is one of the world top singers nowadays, keep your comments to yourself. Shakira is the only singer whose fame can reach the whole world and now that she gave a concert in China, she rules the globe, so stop your negative criticism, we love her voice and stick around, you’ll hear more from her success!

  • Rej // January 17, 2011 at 9:34 pm

    Like a soccer field in deed.. get in the box and shoot.

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