Robin Van Persie linked with Real Madrid move…
A couple of bog standard lesbians
And lo, 19 years ago, Jonathan Ross held in his arms a little baby lesbian with the usual short hair and no make up. She has since grown up to be more the lipstick variety, with Ross outing her to the world on Gaydar Radio just yesterday. Needless to say, Daily Mail readers have absolutely no idea how to feel about this.
In other news, here’s what else we know, thanks to the likes of The Guardian, The Sun, The Mirror and the rest…
If you heard angry raps emanating from a Merseyside bedroom this morning, chances are it was Ryan Babel channeling his rage through music, with news that Liverpool mightn’t be quids in for Luis Suarez after all.
And if Suarez isn’t Anfield-bound, Babel might yet be forced to stay put and concentrate on his hip hop.
Growing whispers suggest that the Anfield boardroom are now looking at “the new Drogba”, Romelu Lukaku, instead. Not surprisingly he is also a target for Chelsea – being that “the actual Drogba” doesn’t seem to be very good at football any more.
Down in London – where you can get absolutely any kind of food: Chinese, Indian, Mexican, Thai, Italian, African, French… we could go on – rumours are going around that Robin Van Persie might turn his back on all of those great cuisines on offer, and instead sit around using his fingers to eat small plates of squid rings and spicy sausage.
Real Madrid are lining up to swoop.
And Newcastle and Spurs are both interested in snapping up Camoranesi, despite the fact that he’s 34, which is 97 in football years.
That is all.