Who's Back?

Eric Cantona crowned King of New York or something

Ooh, look, he’s ACTING!

The New York Cosmos – essentially a 1970s forerunner to that Carlsberg advert with the pub team – are BACK, according to Eric Cantona. He’s been appointed Director of Soccer – which has no real meaning – and said this about it:

“It’s a kind of mix between football and art.”

Um. Okay.

Are you sure?


6 responses so far
  • PJS // January 20, 2011 at 11:16 am

    What an absolute cock. Cantona is a complete and utter knob! Let’s all laugh when he fails miserably and get’s fired.

  • Eric // January 20, 2011 at 11:56 am

    I am not a knob. I am Cantona.

  • Roy Hodgson // January 20, 2011 at 1:34 pm

    Need a manager? I can probably get Paul Konchesky to come on the cheap too…

  • Paul Konchesky // January 20, 2011 at 8:04 pm

    I’ll come along Roy. I just need to shut down my mum’s twitter account first.

  • AJ // January 20, 2011 at 11:06 pm

    Football and art????
    Isn’t that FART?

    The New York cosmos is one giant FART

  • Josie // January 21, 2011 at 8:36 pm

    Sexy man, but wrong business move.

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