Who's Back?
Eric Cantona crowned King of New York or something
Ooh, look, he’s ACTING!
The New York Cosmos – essentially a 1970s forerunner to that Carlsberg advert with the pub team – are BACK, according to Eric Cantona. He’s been appointed Director of Soccer – which has no real meaning – and said this about it:
“It’s a kind of mix between football and art.”
Um. Okay.
Are you sure?
Jan
20
6 responses so far
PJS // January 20, 2011 at 11:16 am
What an absolute cock. Cantona is a complete and utter knob! Let’s all laugh when he fails miserably and get’s fired.
Eric // January 20, 2011 at 11:56 am
I am not a knob. I am Cantona.
Roy Hodgson // January 20, 2011 at 1:34 pm
Need a manager? I can probably get Paul Konchesky to come on the cheap too…
Paul Konchesky // January 20, 2011 at 8:04 pm
I’ll come along Roy. I just need to shut down my mum’s twitter account first.
AJ // January 20, 2011 at 11:06 pm
Football and art????
Isn’t that FART?
The New York cosmos is one giant FART
Josie // January 21, 2011 at 8:36 pm
Sexy man, but wrong business move.
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