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Lock up your daughters/wives, Sergio Ramos is coming!

Goose looks on, frightened

Ramos and Ronaldo 

According to our pals over at Caught Offside, what started out as two metrosexuals reenacting the changing room bust up between Maverick and Iceman in Top Gun has morphed into a genuine real life falling out between Cristiano Ronaldo and Sergio Ramos.

Presumably to the point where the pair can’t even be in the same room as one another without one of them quipping about “a funny smell”.

And lo, word has it that Ramos has blinked first, and will be looking for a new home in the summer – quite probably in the Premier League. Man United and Arsenal are the front runners to land his seriously moisturised finger print. 


3 responses so far
  • Really? // January 20, 2011 at 1:02 pm

    or, you know..wait till the end of the film where they become best-brosef wingmans for life!

    ….and somewhere in the background, kaka feels left out

  • Roy Hodgson // January 20, 2011 at 1:36 pm

    Kicking myself for never noticing the Ramos/Kilmer likeness. Almost as good a likeness as everybody’s favourite Pop-up Pirate, Seba Veron.

  • media lie // January 21, 2011 at 4:59 pm

    yea they really looked like they hated each other when they celebrated ronaldos goal. ronaldo really hates ramos because he was the 1st person to celebrate with and the hugging is a tell tale sign of a serious problem. in spain any affection like hugging and laughing toegther means the opposite of the rest of the world, its just how their culture works.

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