Lock up your daughters/wives, Sergio Ramos is coming!
Goose looks on, frightened
According to our pals over at Caught Offside, what started out as two metrosexuals reenacting the changing room bust up between Maverick and Iceman in Top Gun has morphed into a genuine real life falling out between Cristiano Ronaldo and Sergio Ramos.
Presumably to the point where the pair can’t even be in the same room as one another without one of them quipping about “a funny smell”.
And lo, word has it that Ramos has blinked first, and will be looking for a new home in the summer – quite probably in the Premier League. Man United and Arsenal are the front runners to land his seriously moisturised finger print.