Arshavin update, and Man United’s latest transfer target
Phwooaaaarrr! *punches fist into underside of elbow*
It has been an unusually sexual day for The Spoiler, with hot Dutch women, kinky football lapdances, and now a transparent and half-hearted attempt to shoe-in a Megan Fox picture (pictured) by saying something about her wearing knickers in an Armani campaign. This sudden hormonal surge can probably be put down to the fact that it’s Friday, Kenny G has been playing on the office record player, and joss sticks have been burning all afternoon.
Anyway, in far less sexy news, here’s what we know about football thanks to a pile of newspapers (Sun, Guardian, Mail etc) that have been perused in between slow dancing to Kenny…
Clearly distracted by the build up to Milan Fancy Dress Week, Andrey Arshavin’s form on the pitch has been topsy-turvy at best, horrible at worst. So much so that rumours are now circulating that Arsenal’s most fashionable male may return to Russia.
As anyone who has read his blog knows, this would be a terrible turn of events. Plus, you know, Fancy Dress Week is pretty much done. So, yeah, give him another go, Arsene.
In other news loosely concerning small people and London, Chelsea’s one-for-the-future, Gael Kakuta, has been linked with a loan move to Fulham in a bid to actually play some football.
And up in Manchester, a chap called Shinji Kagawa is being discussed in boardrooms in a bit to have him swap the big sausages and pickled cabbages of Borussia Dortmund for more upmarket meals like chips with gravy, chips with curry sauce, or chip surprise.
Here he is in action: