Transfer stuff

Adebayor to Madrid, a youngester to Man Utd, and more…

Katona – canoodling


Kerry Katona has been seen canoodling in the park with her Dancing on Ice partner Dan Whiston. Who cares? What’s the point in these stories? The Spoiler is going to comment on the Daily Mail website to show how little it cares… Ooh, she accessorised with red woollen gloves and a yellow scarf. Lovely.

Anyway, here’s what we know about football transfers and things from the likes of the Daily Mail, the Daily Mirror and the daily Guardian…

According to the Daily Mirror, Spurs are preparing to launch another bid to take Everton captain Phil Neville to White Hart Lane. The Daily Mail ran with this story before, during and after Christmas but it seems there are still some column inches to be wrung out of it.

David Moyes and Bill Kenwright have already done everything they can to nip it in the bud, short of telling Spurs to ‘f*ck. Right. Off.’ Therefore, The Spoiler is going to stick its neck out and say THIS WON’T HAPPEN. LEAVE IT ALONE.

The Sun reckons Sir Alex Ferguson is going to try and hijack Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain’s move to Arsenal from Southampton

Arsene Wenger has been chasing the posh-named 17-year-old midfielder for what seems like ages, so it’s hard to see Fergie coming in and snatching him away – he didn’t manage it with Aaron Ramsey and he won’t this time.

Finally, Sky Sports News (who aren’t a paper) still reckon Emmanuel Adebayor is on his way to Real Madrid – despite his ‘staggering’ wages.

Jose Mourinho has stamped his foot and it now looks as though the deal is set to go through as Real looks to fill the Higuain-shaped hole in their strike force.

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