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Yet another great spot from our pals at Pies

Newcastle fans, we know you’re angry. The rage must currently be surging through your bodies like a locomotive. You’re probably waiting for any excuse to go MENTAL!

However, the gents above are going about it completely the wrong way – if you’re going to burn the shirt of your beloved club, take a leaf out of the Liverpool book and get some Lynx Africa on it. Come on! Think!

If you do succeed in your pyromaniacal quest to burn a Newcastle shirt, you’ll be pleased to know that Mike Ashley has made so much money from the sale of you-know-who that you can get a shiny new one off him for just £20! He’s practically giving it away!

That’s got to make you feel better, no?

1 response so far
  • Chris7BA // February 1, 2011 at 8:33 pm

    If I were a Toon fan, I’d be setting up the gallows for Mike Ashley. He threw out a ridiculous amount to Liverpool for Carroll, and when they said yes, he was dazzled by the prospect of all that money and forced Andy to put in a transfer request. Don’t believe me? When Shearer lambasted Ashley for not bringing a striker in to replace Carroll, they tried to sign Charles Insomnia, a player they couldn’t get rid of fast enough two years ago, at the deadline.

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