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Yet another great spot from our pals at Pies
Newcastle fans, we know you’re angry. The rage must currently be surging through your bodies like a locomotive. You’re probably waiting for any excuse to go MENTAL!
However, the gents above are going about it completely the wrong way – if you’re going to burn the shirt of your beloved club, take a leaf out of the Liverpool book and get some Lynx Africa on it. Come on! Think!
If you do succeed in your pyromaniacal quest to burn a Newcastle shirt, you’ll be pleased to know that Mike Ashley has made so much money from the sale of you-know-who that you can get a shiny new one off him for just £20! He’s practically giving it away!
That’s got to make you feel better, no?