talkSPORT surprise no-one by signing Richard Keys and Andy Gray
Something about ‘having a face for the radio’
Work Christmas parties are never that much fun at the best of times. The evening is spent chatting to some bloke who you sort of know, drinking warm beer and slowly dying inside as you look around your beige office wondering what happened to the dreams of being somebody, doing something. It’s horrible.
So spare a thought for the staff at talkSPORT who will now have potentially the worst night out in history as Alan Brazil and Stan Collymore are joined by RICHARD KEYS AND ANDY GRAY!
It’s the news terrified barmaids in the Southwark area of London were dreading – Keys and Gray (Not the other way around, despite alphabetic conventions) have signed up to do the 10am-1pm slot at the radio station. And things get even better – the happy couple get to start on VALENTINE’S DAY!
(It’s worth noting at this point that when the date was announced at Spoiler HQ, a recently engaged member of the team responded by saying: “February 14th? That’s the day Fulham play Chelsea, innit?”)
Anyway, Gray has got the hang of this radio malarkey very quickly and admits he is extremely excited to be joining talkSPORT because:
“It’s an ideal opportunity [...] to talk about sport.”
Say what you want about him, but you can’t fault his research…
So, dear readers, what do you make of it all? Will you be listening to talkSPORT? Will you stop? Are you a terrified barmaid in the Southwark area of London?
Let us know what you make of it all below…