Transfer Stuff (ish)

Enrique to Liverpool, Cheryl and Ashley to Dubai, and more…

Cheryl and Cheryl

Fulham are hosting Chelsea this evening in a game that all sub-editors around the country are praying ends in a huge win for one of the sides so the ‘St. Valentine’s Day massacre’ headlines can be trotted out.

Anyway, Fulham have beaten Chelsea just once in the past 31-years so that should be the end of that. More intriguingly though, some people reckon Chelsea’s Ashley Cole could be about to get another chance with the Cherubic Cheryl.

According to some people (MTV), the Coles are planning a trip to Dubai to try and patch things up and if that wasn’t TOTALLY OMG! enough for you, then things get even better – you can make money out of it!

Ladbrokes have gone and put up some special odds about where they’ll be photographed together first. Dubai is currently leading the way at 7/4 while a snap of the pair at Stamford Bridge is out at 25/1.

You can even back them to get re-married in 2011 at 12/1, while The Spoiler will give you whatever odds you want on them selling the picture rights to that hypothetical marriage.

In other less exciting news, The Daily Mirror reckons Liverpool are looking at Newcastle left-back, Jose Enrique. That’s pretty much it.

Oh, and here’s a link to a site that shows some of the women The Real Ronaldo bumped uglies with during his playing career – including one woman who seems to be getting assaulted in a Jacuzzi.

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