Absolutely mental weekend 2: Rooney ELBOWS someone
HANG HIM! ELECTROCUTE HIM!
Good to see though, innit? That’s the sort of passion you need to be a brilliant player. If you’re not prepared to elbow someone in the head after SEVEN MINUTES of a run-of-the-mill league game then you’re not fit to wear the shirt.
In all seriousness though, a couple of papers are reporting Wayne Rooney could be set for a four game ban for elbowing James McCarthy – not what United need heading into the final few weeks of the season…
He’s not exactly been excellent or even average this season, but Rooney is absolutely integral to the way United set up for games against the likes of Chelsea and Arsenal. Could it give the Gunners a sniff of a chance?
Fergie doesn’t think there’s anything doing though, and blames the bloody media for the fact that Wayne elbowed James McCarthy in the head.
“There is nothing in it. But what will happen, because it is Wayne Rooney, is the press will raise a campaign to get him hung by Tuesday or electrocuted or something like that. It is unbelievable. Watch the press. It will be interesting to see it.”
Here’s a poll…