Ashley Cole gets let off after SHOOTING SOMEONE
A completely necessary picture
We haven’t seen the Daily Mail introduction for this story yet, but The Spoiler imagines it will probably read like this…
“Mega rich footballing scumbag Ashley Cole – who got divorced from X-Factor star Cheryl Cole last year after cheating on her with a common hairdresser – will not face prosecution by namby-pampy Police for shooting an innocent-looking white middle-class student at point blank range.”
So yea, basically Cole is “extremely unlikely” to be charged by Surrey Police for the incident…
According to The Sun:
“Surrey Police received no formal complaints despite Cole breaking club rules which ban weapons from Chelsea’s training ground.”
Now, The Spoiler realises that Chelsea have their fair share of employees who look like they could be packing a piece, but is it really necessary to have a rule that bans weapons? Surely that’s implicit in the actual laws of this country?
Anyway, Cole’s been let off. Whaddya make of it all?
4 responses so far
Xxxam // March 10, 2011 at 12:44 pm
he oughta shoot himself with the air gun for cheating on cheryl.
SID // March 10, 2011 at 1:06 pm
I hope he shoots Fergie next
fourstar // March 10, 2011 at 3:39 pm
I don’t appear to be able to see Ashley Cole in that picture.
Montesquieu // March 22, 2011 at 2:55 am
I can’t see anything other than a pair of beautiful twins…
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