Mario Balotelli didn’t have a great night last night

I’ll ‘ave ya! (or whatever the Italian translation is)


You’d think most footballers, immediately after having their dreams of European glory wrenched away from them, would go home and drown their sorrows with a relaxing game of Call of Duty, or find solace between the thighs of a group of impression young women in an XXX high-spirited roasting sesh. Not Mario Balotelli, though.

The Daily Mail are today claiming the picture above was taken shortly after Manchester City’s cup-exit clash with Dinamo Kyiv last night (in which Mario Balotelli was sent off (again) for doing something stupid (again)) and apparently shows the Italian striker stopping his car in the middle of a busy road and casually offering crowing Kyviv fans out for a fight.

If that wasn’t bad enough, prior to the game young Mario was also caught on camera getting into a fight with an inanimate polyester bib, which he duly lost and had to call in for reinforcements.

3 responses so far
  • Abe // March 19, 2011 at 12:48 am

    Will always love him. A true star.

  • JJ // March 19, 2011 at 4:43 pm

    A highly paid/over-rated footballer. Allergic to grass. Plays for City. Can’t dress himself.
    You couldn’t make this shit up.

  • Ron Gordon // March 21, 2011 at 1:08 pm

    It’s a shame he didn’t get the fight he was looking for — getting battered by some Ukrainians would have probably knocked some sense in to him.

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