MARIO BALOTELLI'S 'THE SPOILER'

Internal inquiry at Man City after Mario Balotelli is caught throwing darts from window

Quite literally NEVER out of trouble

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Manchester City coaching staff are set to have a sit-down chat about Mario Balotelli‘s growing indiscipline this morning after the striker was caught hanging out of a first-floor window lobbing darts in the direction of youth team players because he was ‘bored’, according to The People and ESPN.

A City spokesperson has confirmed no-one was injured during the training ground incident and the club are said to be treating it as a ‘misguided prank’ than a serious attempt to injure anyone.

Not heard that one before have we, Ashley Cole?


7 responses so far
  • Keith // March 28, 2011 at 3:01 pm

    How close did he get to hitting the kids? Any where close and it should be treated seriously.

  • james // March 28, 2011 at 5:31 pm

    Someone get him a book so he won’t be bored. Oh, wait, can he read?

  • elcynico // March 28, 2011 at 10:14 pm

    He is behaving like a 12 yr. old trying to find out how far he can push the limits. He needs someone to come down on him hard, not abuse or cruelty, just strong discipline but at his age I think he may be a lost cause.

  • kurt // March 29, 2011 at 8:11 am

    someone should just give him a bib … that should keep him distracted for a week or too

  • kurt // March 29, 2011 at 8:18 am

    two*

  • Louie Louie Louie // March 29, 2011 at 3:49 pm

    Well, the methods Balotelli uses for picking his lackeys (the kid who evades the most darts should be the quickest to get me juice) shouldn’t be judged by us, ignorants.

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