Japanese David Watts delights the web but p*sses off his team-mates
Pass and move – that ain’t his groove…
Above is a clip of an unnamed nine-year-old Japanese child running rings around his opponents and then going back to run rings around them again. And again (repeat to fade).
Barcelona cadets coach, Francisco Javier Garcia Pimienta, stuck this on his Twitter feed and everyone’s gone mad for the new Lionel Messi.
It’s pretty good for the first minute but you then spend the rest of it wanting to grab the precocious little git and scream ‘PASS IT! PASS THE F**KING BALL!’ in his face until he bursts into tears and learns the error of his ways.
Or maybe that’s just us?