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The Spoiler’s Mario Balotelli gets in more trouble – excellent!

Mazza gets the caption treatment

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The Spoiler’s first love was pretty mean to us. She kicked us really hard right in the knackers once and ended up kissing our best friend at a 10th birthday party in a swimming pool – flagrantly ignoring the ‘no petting’ sign while she was at it. And yet we still loved her.

Those hopeless feelings of inadequacy and despair come crashing back every time we see Mario Balotelli has been up to more nonsense. This weekend he got booked again (he’s now got more bookings than goals for the Citizens) and then created an almighty sh*tstorm at the end with his celebrating in front of the United support and giving Rio a cheeky wink.

And yet we still love him. We’ve disliked millions of other players for less than he gets up to in an average week but we STILL LOVE HIM. God, it hurts…

Anyway, we don’t know who did the picture above, but we like it. If you’ve done it and want some well deserved credit, just contact us and we’ll sort it out…


8 responses so far
  • greg // April 18, 2011 at 3:40 pm

    Still better than Messi who kicks balls at opposing fans

  • Richard Anderson // April 18, 2011 at 5:02 pm

    greg – thank you very much.

    The Spoiler completely forgot about this.

    No more…

  • Jordan Nice // April 19, 2011 at 2:53 am

    That picture must be selling like hot cakes in the blue half of Manchester…Never seen United players so riled up…Completely lost their heads.

    Well done Balo…Excellent work you lunatic haha.

  • tony, manchester // April 19, 2011 at 7:27 am

    he’s not exactly set the world alight with his football but we city fans just love balotelli, as for the wink? ha ha brilliant , i thought ferdinand was gonna cry!.in fact he probably sobbed like a baby in the changing room! ha ha

  • Ferruccio,Inter // April 19, 2011 at 4:19 pm

    I am glad he left Inter, his latest exploits show why he will never wear the Azzurri jersey again.

  • Rob // April 19, 2011 at 8:50 pm

    I guess it’s ok when Gary Neville does it though, right Rio?

  • David // April 22, 2011 at 3:49 pm

    Whatever you do, be careful not to mention anything positive he ever does, ok? Can’t have him being, you know, a real human being or something.

    http://www.espnstar.com/football/premier-league/news/detail/item612248/Balotelli-shows-his-softer-side/

    Oh and, @Ferruccio, you’re out of your mind if you think he’s never going to play for Gli Azzurri again.

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