A trio of videos

Mascherano does a rubbish dive, Jimmy Cu… Jump runs around and the goals


So, Barcelona are in the Champions League final. It wasn’t the best game we’ll ever see, but thankfully it wasn’t quite as faith-shatteringly horrible as the previous one.

Anyway, because a picture paints a thousand words, here are three videos that between them paint a load of thousand words. The first is Javier Mascherano proving what all Man Utd fans seemed to already know – he’s a bit of a bell end. Cristiano Ronaldo – who definitely didn’t dive just before Mascherano – had this to say about the incident:

“Javier Mascherano wasn’t like this at Liverpool. He must have learned all these cheating tricks at Barcelona.”

There’s more for you after the jump…

Here are highlights for those who didn’t see the game…

… And here’s a clip of Jimmy Jump running around – although we may take this down because he is the King of Bell End’s and we don’t want to give him any undue attention. Kind of like how you’re not meant to glorify serial killers.

You can write about how much of a bell end he is underneath though…

2 responses so far
  • Jimmy Jump // May 4, 2011 at 4:18 pm

    Booooo, it iss yo who is king of bell end. I love Barca!!! (and maybe bell ends).

  • John // May 7, 2011 at 12:18 am

    That Jimmy Jump guy is a total cunt, end of. It’s soooooooooo fucking boring.

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