Transfer stuff

Adebayor back to City, Patricio to United, and other stuff…

Goodbye, England’s rose…

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It’s happened, the moment we’ve all been dreading – Cheryl Cole is leaving us to go to America.

Feel free to make some toilet attendant/accent joke if you want, but they’ve pretty much all been done and none of them are very funny. Not that it’s stopped us in the past, mind…

Anyway, here’s what we know about transfer stuff from the Garys & Sharons at the tabloids and the Tobys & Francescas at the broadsheets…

We’re starting with talkSPORT – which actually isn’t a newspaper at all –  they reckon Emmanuel Adebayor looks set to return to Manchester City after his relatively successful loan spell at Real Madrid.

Apparently ‘relatively successful’ equates to £14million in the eyes of City and £5.3million-a-year in Adebayor’s eyes.

There’s no way he can go back to City permanently though, so talkSPORT reckon Bayern Munich are now favourites to sign him. However, based on nothing but conjecture, The Spoiler reckons he’ll somehow end up at Madird.

Elsewhere, The Sun thinks that Manchester United are after Sporting Lisbon goalkeeper Rui Patricio. Sporting though, think that United are just using them to show Atletico Madrid that David de Gea isn’t the only goalkeeper for them.

Its’ kind of like when The Spoiler flirted with a girl in front of our EX-girlfriend to make them jealous and stuff. That went really well…

Yea, great idea…

Hmm…

ANYWAY! The Metro free paper has gone off on a complete maverick one and thinks Juventus are after Ipswich’s 12-year-old Incredible Hulk-alike Connor Wickham and Blackburn defender Phil Jones.

Neither of them will happen though – they’re English for Chrissake! They won’t be up for any of that foreign muck. C’mon, Metro!


2 responses so far
  • R2Dad // May 9, 2011 at 4:56 pm

    So, we send the UK crooner- extraordinaire Hasselhoff (Brittan’s Got Talent) , and they send us Cheryl Cole? Winning! I guess that partially makes up for having to take Simon Cupcake.

  • aw // May 9, 2011 at 10:49 pm

    I have no idea who she is. Does she have some kind of plan to raise her profile?

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