Why not spend £3,500 for tea with Jonathan Spector?
(L-R) Jason, Robbie, Mark, Gary and Howard
We sat with the West Ham fans and enjoyed ourselves very much as everyone around us screamed abuse at Carlton Cole when he failed to control a drilled Scott Parker pass to his shoulder.
So, West Ham fans, why not take your frustrations out in person? For just £3,500 you could have dinner with one of the West Ham first team at posh London hotel, Grosvenor House, at their end-of-season shindig…
While £3,500 (between you and nine friends) for a thoroughly depressing post-relegation meal with a first-teamer might not sound like money well spent, you do get to eat (?) some petit four (?) and ask them where it all went wrong.
There will also be loads of awards given throughout the evening, including Hammer of the Year, Best Goal, Best Team Performance, Best Save, Players’ Player and Top Scorer. The Spoiler will stick its neck out above the parapet and say Rob Green will win at least one of those gongs.
You may even get to see Ray ‘Oy’ve cam to kiwl your monsta’ Winstone, whose pull quote doesn’t seem to have been read by the person compiling the brochure…
So, what are you waiting for? Call 0871 221 2700 to book your place, NOW!