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Ronaldo scores a perfect hat-trick and hits man in face

Not the best he’ll ever score, but still…

According to the always excellent OptaJoe, Ronaldo has now scored two perfect hat-tricks (left, right, head) this season. Good stuff.

The Spoiler especially likes the second goal in this hat-trick when, despite it being an open goal, he still manages to sit three players on their arses.

He’s now taken his total to 49 goals in 51 games this season. Although to be honest, stats about Ronaldo and/or Messi and their goalscoring antics long ago became meaningless. Mental, innit?

It wasn’t all goals and sunshine in Real Madrid’s 4-0 win against Getafe though – Ronaldo also assaulted a man with a football. Ronnie did give the man a shirt after the game and gave everyone else a lovely flash of his abs.

That’s all after the jump…


2 responses so far
  • Ryan // May 11, 2011 at 4:48 pm

    He’s a nice guy after all…

  • Adelgazar // July 21, 2011 at 1:38 pm

    Good person, very good ;-)

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