Outrageous claim

Gordon Strachan is not a bi-sexual, didn’t sleep with a Royal aide and doesn’t have a cocaine habit

Bloody hell!

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What with all the super-injunctions being injunctioned and lie-filled rumours floating about, it’s hard to know what to believe anymore.

So imagine The Spoiler’s surprise when it came across the above story on a Press Gazette email we were sent. Surely it can’t be true? GORDON STRACHAN?! BI-SEXUAL?! The very model of modern masculinity? We were shocked.

We were even more shocked when we read a little further and saw that The Daily Mail had accused him of having an affair with a Royal aide and having a massive cocaine habit! How had we missed this?

Anyway, as you can see from the rather hasty CORRECTION below, it was just a ‘mistake’. Definitely just a ‘mistake’. It made us laugh though…

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