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Javier Hernandez’s career is all downhill from here

Only recently, things were looking pretty good for Javier Hernandez – Manchester United are apparently doubling his wages and he’s probably going to pick up a Premier League title tomorrow.

But then things took a turn for the dreadful when Pele – a man predominantly famous for making outrageously wrong predictions – said this:

“There is no doubt that Hernandez is a promising player. He is excellent. I have seen some games of his on television and he is a fantastic footballer.

“He could be the next Messi because he has great talent – he is a big surprise because he scores a lot of goals.”

More worryingly for United and Hernandez, The Spoiler actually sort-of agrees with Pele. Not about the Messi stuff, but the rest of it.

He’s doomed.

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