Newcastle captain Kevin Nolan looks to be heading to West Ham United! WTF?!
Kevin Nolan is having a medical at West Ham after Newcastle accepted a bid for him. The Spoiler is completely shocked.
Quite why a player who has been brilliant for the Magpies for the past two years and smacked in 12 Premier League goals last term looks set to drop to the Championship is beyond us. Money? Surely, it must be the money? Or Allardyce? But why are Newcastle even considering selling him? Bloody hell.
Anyway, must dash, we’re off to the bookies to have a tenner on Planteur in the 3.45 at Ascot and on Newcastle to get relegated next season…