Jack Warner resigns as FIFA vice-president! Corruption is no more!
“But through it all, when there was doubt, I ate it up and spit it out…”
It’s a start, but FIFA’s statement about Jack Warner’s resignation hardly smacks of an organisation who will go to the ends of the earth to uncover any dubious dealings and dodgy doings. They said:
“As a consequence of Mr Warner’s self-determined resignation, all ethics committee procedures against him have been closed and the presumption of innocence is maintained.”
Bloody hell, FIFA. At least pretend like you’re trying to be a bit less scumbaggy…