Blue Bieber

Justin Bieber shows Fernando Torres and Frank Lampard some slick skillz


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Here’s a video of Justin Bieber having a game of soccer with Chelsea players Frank Lampard and Fernando Torres.

Justin – who is the latest in a long line of brilliant Canadian musicians like Celine Dion, Bryan Adams and Nickelback – has been taken for a kick around at Stamford Bridge by Reggie Yates who, for those who don’t know, is a ridiculous man who gets paid to lie and say things like:

“Straight in at No.4 in this week’s chart is Coldplay with their AMAZING new song, ‘Woooah, wooooah, woooah, oh.’”

Unfortunately for those of us who like being mean to children who have more money, success and children* than we ever will, it turns out that The Bieber is pretty nifty with a soccer ball.

However, his potential to make it as a professional footballer will no doubt be hindered by the fact he is – according to his official website – roughly the size of a large thimble. He also struggled with Lampsie’s legendary BANTER in the changing room which doesn’t bode well for future meetings with John Terry.


*Justin Bieber definitely doesn’t have a child

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