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Want to know where Rooney and Giggs got their cheeky corner idea from? Roma tried to pull it off in March, and they got exactly the same result.

El-Hadji Diouf and his giant gas guzzler have been causing problems in Newcastle
[The Mirror]

Remember Brazil’s Televised WAG Competition? Here’s Internacional’s sexy entrant Alessandra Pinho
[Soccerlens]

Professor Wenger says the Premier League has “lost something” - could it be a decent Arsenal side?
[Daily Mail]

Hockey fight number 4,065
[FanIQ]

New MLS team Seattle Sounders are asking fans to pick the team via reality TV - let’s hope they’ve heard of Freddie Ljungberg
[The Offside]

Noemie Lenoir vs Abbey Clancy - WHO YA GOT?
[Kickette]

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The Offside remind us of the best way to stop a pitch invader: a good ol’ knee to the face

Video: Some Greek fan violence from last weekend
[The Beautiful Game]

Christina Surer is the hottest racing driver EVER
[Grid Crasher]

An American take on Ebbsfleet Utd
[NY Times]

Video: French rugby star knocked out by horror tackle
[Polite Applause]

Cristiano Ronaldo: “I am the first, second and third best player in the world.”
[Football365]

MLS stars hang out with Coldplay, get bored very quickly
[The Offside Rules]

Claude Makelele’s wife Noemie Lenoir at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show
[Kickette]

Life after Chelsea is quite swishy, it seems

For those of you who know nothing of the delicate world of fashion, it’s Fancy Dress Week in Paris, which means that the streets have been awash with a disproportionate amount of camp young gentlemen weeping in neckscarves. Amongst them, Claude Makelele, now of Paris St. Germain. He’s been spotted hanging around beside runways, as his sexy young bride Noemie Lenoir struts up and down in strange and wonderful underpants.

See some of them after the jump…

Oh my God, what is she LIKE?

Don’t believe everything political satirists tell you, props are still hilarious. Nothing, literally nothing, is more fist-clenchingly funny than watching a man in a massive multi-coloured wig putting on some of those brilliant glasses where the eyeballs fall out on springs. It’s comedy gold.

As is the above image of Claude Makelele’s delicious wife, Noemie Lenoir, pretending not to be beautiful by popping in some pretend teeth that look all rotten. Claude must have been horrified… until she took them out! Then he probably rolled around of the floor laughing at the sheer bloody hilarity of it all.

Side-splittingly funny, that girl.

After the break, watch her being less ingenious and laugh-inducing, but more steamy…

Ahh, c’est Monsieur le fashionable and his missus…

Fashion is confusing. We’ve all been to that party where someone’s standing there with a bowler hat on, some cut-off denim jacket, a pair of pants outside his/her trousers, some sweat bands.

“Oh, sorry, I didn’t know this was fancy dress,” you say, incorrectly.

“Oh DARLING,” they boom in return, “you really are a square!”

Well, The Spoiler might be a big fat meat and potatoes square, but even so, we can still tell when some strange fashion tips have been exchanging hands. First Thierry Henry was spotted striding around New York City wearing a t-shirt with a big honking tie emblazoned on it, and now his great pal Claude “getting a bit old for football” Makelele has followed suit - his fashionable garment, however, features not a tie, but a solitary pair of gentleman’s spectacles.

What next? Ribery wearing a picture of the boxer shorts he’s not wearing?

How we yearn for the great days when footballers would just wear their kit 24/7. At least we knew where we stood back them.

After the break is a picture of Makelele’s girlfriend, Noemie Lenoir, wearing some fashionable underpants…

The ultimate European Championships dream team

Imagine spending a day in topsy-turvy world, where hot snow falls up and hamburgers eat people and Ronaldinho isn’t fat. In this magical land, the world’s finest WAGs would no longer be able to spend their time melting credit cards in exclusive boutiques or splashing around in the type of swimwear that your girlfriend would never wear in a million years. Instead, they’d have to graft it out on the football pitch, with Sepp Blatter constantly berating them about the length of their shorts.

With that strange vision in mind, The Spoiler has compiled an entire team of Euro 2008’s supporting ladies, starting with Gianluigi Buffon’s shot-stopping lovely…

1. Keeper
Alena Seredova (Buffon, Italy)

See more pictures of Alena here

2. Defender
Adelina Elisei (Chivu, Romania)

See more pictures of Adelina here

3. Defender
Rosaria Cannavò (Panucci, Italy)

See more pictures of Rosaria here

4. Defender
Valentina Zambrotta (Zambrotta, Italy)

With no British presence, you’ll need something to look at

It was the 2006 World Cup that really embedded the concept of Waggery deep into the conscience of this tiny island we all share, yet this summer, Posh, Cheryl et al will not be spending their time in the finest hard plastic seats Switzerland and Austria have to offer. Thanks, Mr McClaren.

This does not mean, however, that the stands will be devoid of eye candy - far from it. Sylvie (above), wife of Holland’s Rafael van der Vaart, will be just one of many devastatingly beautiful WAGs who will have pitch side snappers aiming their long lenses in the opposite direction to Dirk Kuyt.

Click here for more pictures of Sylvie van der Vaart, and check out the rest of Euro 2008’s hottest WAGs after the jump

Officially the queen of non-domestic Waggery

According to the vote-happy readers of The Sun, the greatest WAG in all the land is cuckolded Girls Aloud star Cheryl Cole. Mrs Marcus Bent, also known as Gemma Atkinson came second in the poll, while third place was occupied by Francesco Totti’s better half, Ilary Blasi. If Totti is thinking of getting her some undies for valentines Day, he should note that her favourite colour is ’see-through’.