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Meet the lady who may have tamed Pippo

Filippo Inzaghi has enjoyed more than his fair share of beautiful Italian women, yet his wayward steamrollering ways may have been brought to an end by showgirl and TV presenter Alessia Ventura. The 28-year-old lovely is engaged to the Italian sex connoisseur, who says she “ticks all the boxes in what I’d like my partner to be as a person”. Presumably, those boxes are ‘Attractive’ and ‘Willing to get her kit off at any given moment’.

Italy’s greatest export since pizza and corruption

It seems that absolutely nothing can stop an Italian sports star landing one of his nation’s infinite amount of gorgeous models as a WAG. Just ask former AC Milan and Fiorentina star Giuseppe Pancaro - his goatee-clad face, thinning hair and distinct lack of silverware has not stopped him shacking up with the very lovely Vincenza Cacace.

It’s official: beautiful women named Alessia grow on trees in Italy

Italy’s borders are close to bursting, such is the quantity of footballer-lovin’ hotties named Alessia in the boot-shaped nation. Following yesterday’s Alessia Merz and last week’s Alessia Fabiani, today’s WAG is Alessia Marcuzzi, who is discernable from her clothes-hating namesakes only by the fact that she is blonde. Ms Marcuzzi is the current beau of Carlo Cudicini, the man who stands between Chelsea’s sticks when Petr Cech is recovering from freak accidents.

Another weapon in Brescia’s sexy arsenal

Last Tuesday, The Spoiler’s WAG of the Day was the impossibly-good looking Alessia Fabiani, the better half of Brescia’s Alessio Tacchinardi. One week later, and the femme du jour is also an Italian named Alessia, whose husband also happens to play for the same Serie B outfit. And if by sheer coincidence, she has also earned a living following the exact same career path as every other Italian WAG (dancer on ropey TV show, nudie calendar, a few shoddy B Movies etc). Unless I have become confused by similar sounding names and circumstances, today’s WAG is Alessia Merz, the wife of striker Fabio Bazzani.

Further proof that Italians are far too good looking

Most self-respecting glamour models (oxymoron alert) in the UK wouldn’t focus their attentions on anything other than the finest Premier League players to fall out of Chinawhite. In Italy, however, it seems that playing for a lower league club does not decrease your chances of scoring with a woman who bares her breasts for a living. The lovely lady above is Alessia Fabiani, who has dated (and may still be dating) the alarmingly-similar sounding Alessio Tacchinardi. He plays for Brescia, a team who hover between the top two flights (like an Italian Bolton, if you will) and who are currently pushing for a place in Serie A.

Officially the queen of non-domestic Waggery

According to the vote-happy readers of The Sun, the greatest WAG in all the land is cuckolded Girls Aloud star Cheryl Cole. Mrs Marcus Bent, also known as Gemma Atkinson came second in the poll, while third place was occupied by Francesco Totti’s better half, Ilary Blasi. If Totti is thinking of getting her some undies for valentines Day, he should note that her favourite colour is ’see-through’.