England manager goes talent spotting in Milan

Italian TV is the best in the world. As far as we can tell, the schedules consist only of live sketch shows and talk shows where unfeasibly attractive showgirls dance around in as little as possible.

England manager Fabio Capello is in Milan to watch David Beckham play tonight, but last night he managed to fit a visit to the set of Chiambretti Night (which appears to be Newsnight with more saxophones and eroticism) into his schedule.

The 61-year-old looked like a rabbit in the headlights as a girl (who will almost certainly have sex with Pippo Inzaghi at some point) danced for him.

SEXY UPDATE: Video! Inexplicably muted video!

Check out more pictures of Fabio’s “lappy” after the jump…

An Italian WAG who isn’t naked on the net? Surely some mistake?

As WAG of the Day fans will already know, all Italian WAGs are stunning clothes dodgers who pose for risque calendars, perform as ’showgirls’ on TV end eventually get boffed by Pippo Inzaghi. Tamara De Rossi, however, is the sexy excpetion that proves the rule: search as hard as you like, but you will find no NSFW snaps of Roma midfielder Daniele De Rossi’s strait-laced wife…

Another reason why Italian TV is the best in the world

As anyone with a grasp of Italian culture will confirm, if you are a beautiful lady with gigantic breasts, you must appear on a salacious TV show and sleep with Pippo Inzaghi. Sara Varone fulfills the first criterion (she regularly underdresses on Striscia la Notizia and Buona Domenica), but can only boast Serie A experience with Inter’s Brazilian Mancini, with whom she has been spotted at a restaurant, piano bar and nightclub. Pippo, you disappoint us.

Another member of Italy’s complex network of hot WAGs

Up until a few months ago, Paraguayan model and “showgirl” Claudio Galanti was happily married to Italian entrepreneur Stefano Ricucci (whose ex-wife is the very lovely Anna Falchi). Rumours have been circulating in the Italian press, however, that the high profile couple have broken up - he has been spotted spotted squiring another lady about town, and Claudia has reportedly found love with Livorno defender Fabio Galante (who used to romance Samantha De Grenet). 

Tony Adams lives the dream for 84 minutes

The pick of last night’s UEFA Cup games was undoubtedly AC Milan’s visit to Fratton Park. If it weren’t for Ronaldinho and that pesky WAG boffer Pippo Inzaghi, Pompey would have enjoyed a famous victory in their biggest ever game.

Check it out before the YouTube boo boys take it down.

Meet the lady who may have tamed Pippo

Filippo Inzaghi has enjoyed more than his fair share of beautiful Italian women, yet his wayward steamrollering ways may have been brought to an end by showgirl and TV presenter Alessia Ventura. The 28-year-old lovely is engaged to the Italian sex connoisseur, who says she “ticks all the boxes in what I’d like my partner to be as a person”. Presumably, those boxes are ‘Attractive’ and ‘Willing to get her kit off at any given moment’.

One of Italy’s finest supporting ladies is back in the game

The three most prolific swordsmen in Italian football are probably Pippo Inzaghi, Francesco Totti and Francesco Coco, and today’s WAG has enjoyed the intimate company of all three. Shockingly, 37-year-old Samantha De Grenet quit the world of Waggery for a while when she married a non-footballer, but last year she made a spectacular return by dumping him and shacking up with Livorno defender Fabio Galante.

Inzaghi gets a Brazilian

Lots of people would argue that with his vermin-like features, Filippo Inzaghi wouldn’t really appeal to legilicious Brazilian women, but those vast swathes of people would be wrong. Actually, the rodent-faced striker is considered quite the hunk by Magda Gomes, a woman known for her modeling, which varies impressively between partially-nude and totally-nude shots.

At 5′11” she is tall for a woman, and her feet weigh in at a mighty size 8. Those are manlike proportions and yet she is more feminine than a wine glass full of perfume on a bed of cotton wool buds.

More deeply sensual poses following the jump…