Wayne Rooney will return, in… ‘Octogenarian Pussy’
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It’s Christmas party season in the world of professional football and Manchester United are reportedly preparing to throw a James Bond-themed bash – complete with gambling tables (no Michael Owens allowed), ice sculptures and ‘showgirls’, which is presumably a euphemism for ‘one free blowjob per guest!’.
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