Nightmare in N17

Are you a Spurs fan wondering who to blame? Try Juande Ramos (part 3)

In which Juande Ramos gets to grips with the team’s striking crisis.

Juande Ramos

After the Berbatov deal went through, says Mole, Ramos arrived one morning to find a new face in his squad…

“Ramos walks into training on the Friday, asks Fraizer Campbell who he was (as he’d [...]

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Nightmare in N17

Are you a Spurs fan wondering who to blame? Try Juande Ramos (part 1)

Spanish coach doing his absolute best to ensure Spurs win the Championship next season

Juande Ramos The Spoiler has come into information that suggests Spurs fans are badly in denial when it comes to correctly apportioning responsibility for their unhappy start to the season. (The Spoiler has [...]

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Black and white anger

Geordie fans find new way to stab Mike Ashley in the pocket

Small Newcastle crowd at Goodison: effective anti-Ashley strategy, or shortage of welcome mats in Everton district of Liverpool?

Toon Army

A couple of goals at Goodison Park for the Magpies yesterday and the determination of Tottenham to win the Championship next season have, for the time being, allowed Newcastle [...]

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Sunday pundits

Grumpy old men invade set of MOTD 2

Hansen and Lawrenson “work rate” hits an all-time low

MOTD

Match of the Day 2 received a couple of unwelcome visitors last night when a six-fixture Sunday meant BBC super-pundits Alan Hansen and Mark Lawrenson were forced to interrupt their golf schedule in preparation for spending the evening on the [...]

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Come on, then

Ronaldo attempts to celebrate his birthday with a fight

Elderly Brazilian interrupts own party to ask if anyone “wants some.”

ronaldo

Our many happy returns of the day go to the tranny-chasing Ronaldo, who last Friday took a break from his efforts to rehab his gimpy ankle in order to celebrate his birthday, which falls today.

According to [...]

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Please help!

Spoiler fans – another chance to help us test our addictive game

A fresh opportunity to test your winner-picking abilities

The Precha

Many thanks to all of those who volunteered to help us test our new game, called The Precha last week. Commiserations to those of you who got knocked out in Week One (including the Spoiler itself, which had Newcastle [...]

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Money Matter$

Man Utd’s sponsors may soon be as hard up as West Ham’s

United fans: your replica shirts could be on the verge of going broke

According to today’s Sunday Times, insurance behemoth AIG,whose logo decorates the shirts of Manchester United, could be the next financial giant to be brought to its knees.

“AIG shares have slumped as the cost of insuring its debt has risen and concerns [...]

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