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Masters of the late charge – six unlikely Euro 2012 heroes

After dashing onto the plane at last boarding, could these six star?

Rather than sculpt a Tim Lovejoy-approved “players to look out for” list featuring Cristiano Ronaldo and Robin van Persie, or a “players to watch” list assembled by looking at who has the best potential ability ratings on Football Manager, The Spoiler instead decided to cobble together six relative randomers without the nauseatingly overstated build-up who [...]

Premier League cast-offs coming to sit on a bench near you

Where next for this illustrious collection of unwanted men?

It’s that joyous time of year when clubs cast aside their deadwood and the scramble for second-rate freebies gets underway. These poor souls are on the hunt for new contracts, so here’s how it might look if someone took pity on the whole sorry bunch.

Champions League winners Salomon Kalou and Jose Bosingwa will perhaps [...]

When Ligue 1 signings go bad (look away Tottenham fans)

Could Eden Hazard follow in Steve Marlet’s unassuming footsteps?

Given the news that new Messi-Ronaldo-and-Joe-Cole all rolled into one Eden Hazard is keen on joining Tottenham, most are applauding the fact that Spurs are now at a level where they can attract such glamorous names. Trust The Spoiler to stiletto stamp all over that bubble with four examples of bright, shiny Ligue 1 talents [...]

Six of the best football edits on Wikipedia

Ahh, good old Wikipedia

Despite its po-faced nature and downright insistence on sticking to the facts, once in a while nifty computer hackers slip a few choice gags through the Wikipedia net. So a big doff of the cap to Dan Fitch at Betfair Football who has [...]

The Spoiler’s 10 most miserable people in football

Including this fallen WAG

As mentioned earlier today, it’s Blue Monday – the most miserable day of the year. So to celebrate, The Spoiler thought it would be GREAT FUN to list ten people in and around the world of football who would drive you to self harm just [...]

The Spoiler’s BEST and WORST January signings

£8million, Graeme! £8million!

Feeling a little bit fed up because the January transfer window is so far as fun as a child-swap episode of Eastenders? Aww, don’t worry, man, things will hot up. In the meantime, after the jump, you can relive some of January’s [...]

The Spoiler’s top five football infighting videos

Including the time two of these maniacs went mental

People have been looking into the Man City microscope cooing over the training ground infighting as if team mates wanting to punch one another in the face in a brand new phenomenon. Not so. After the [...]

The Spoiler’s Five New Year’s Football Resolutions

No more saucy little minxes for a start

As countless magazines are telling women around this time of year, it’s a new year, time for a NEW YOU. That might be overstating it somewhat, but, even so, after the jump, you’ll find a list of five [...]