The Spoiler's Top Five Dramatic Football Makeovers

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They've Changed!

The Spoiler’s Top Five Dramatic Football Makeovers

Not including Davey Becksie

Beckham 

If you haven’t seen it yet, there’s a great feature over on Sports Illustrated celebrating some of the sporting world’s most curious image changes – which got The Spoiler to thinking about modern footballers, with their tatts, their beards, and their enormous pretend [...]

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A big old list

A load of things and people that defined 2010

Happy New Year!

Fireworks

Happy New Year, one and all. May 2011 be met with a bunch of pointless resolutions that’ll go flying out of the window within a week!

To celebrate, after the jump, you’ll find a rather higgledy-piggledy summation of the year just gone, consisting [...]

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Intelligentness

Yes! It’s the brainiest football quotes of the year!

Including wisdom from Mr Brainiac here

Alan Shearer

As expected, it’s been another year rich in football insights from the people who know it best – the pundits, the players, the managers… Alan Shearer.

After the jump, prepare to have your minds blown with some moving tributes [...]

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Holy List

10 Extremely biblical looking footballers

Jesus H Christ meets Prince Charles

Jesus and Prince Charles 

Of course, most of the nation will spend the weekend embroiled in sprouts, drinking heavily, and most definitely not sitting down to rewatch Mel Gibson’s incredibally inaccurate, and rather over the top remake of The Life of Brian.

Some [...]

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A brochure

A short guide for anyone looking to join Aston Villa…

It looks like PASTA!

Spaghetti Junction

As reported in today’s Daily Mail, Gerard Houllier has decreed it a total lack of commitment to sign for Aston Villa and NOT move to Birmingham.

With that in mind, The Spoiler thought it high time to throw together a few facts about Birmingham to [...]

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Clever ideas

6 suggestions on how to keep hold of Tevez

Welcome to the M66!

Tevez road sign 

The word on the street is that Mancini is due to have a sit down with Tevez in a bid to make him stay, but the wise man will tell you that actions often speak far louder than words. With that [...]

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Desperate times

6 suggestions as to how Ancelotti can finally relax

Ancelotti – stressed out, man

Carlo Ancelotti 

Poor Carlo Ancelotti, quoted as saying these depressing words:

“I’m not relaxed at all and I don’t sleep well.”

Allow The Spoiler to step in with a six step programme… 

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