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Merseyside Derby’s Childhood Allegiance Switching XI

Blue for childhood Everton supporters, red for Liverpool

It’s a big day for the children of Merseyside on Sunday, as they spend the morning away from church painting their faces either shocking red, or deep ocean blue – quite probably dreaming of one day playing [...]

Do Hodgson’s job for him – pick YOUR Liverpool XI

Daring? Yes. Bonkers? Perhaps.

They say that fortune favours the brave – which is basically a more womanly way of declaring “he who dares wins” – so The Spoiler is taking a big throw of the dice with a new look Liverpool.

Three at the back, Glen [...]

The Spoiler’s Premier League Team of the Season (so far)

Have we missed anyone?

As is tradition, The Spoiler shall start with the bad news – only ONE player from our “Predicted Team of the Season” compiled in early August looks set to make the XI once the league is done [...]

Compile a team of YOUR all time favourite players

Here’s The Spoilers… now rip it apart!

As anyone who has grown up watching football knows, there is a huge difference between THE “greatest players ever” and YOUR “greatest players ever”.

With that in mind, The Spoiler thought that it might be [...]

The Spoiler’s Worst Ever Liverpool XI

Look away, kids!

The latest crop of Liverpool players might yet go down as one of the worst in the club’s history, but could you see any of them honestly barging their way into the above team?

*Spoiler glances at Lucas*

A truly [...]

The Spoiler’s Greatest Ever Chelsea XI

No room for Jody Morris…

As promised, following the Man United XI, the resident Chelsea expert has now put together eleven of the best to don the blue shirt – including family favourites like John Terry, Ashley Cole, and Chopper Harris.

Chelsea fans, how do you feel [...]

The Spoiler’s Greatest Ever Manchester United XI

No Becksie, no Keano, NO PAUL PARKER

As you can probably imagine, The Spoiler’s luxury offices are absolutely awash with hardcore football fans, all keen on different teams, yet united by the common goal of needing a bloody job and having to share a desk with someone who has a rival crest tatted on his chest.

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The greatest ever Aston Villa XI

Yeah, not bad…

With this evening’s big local Carling Cup hoofing competition only hours away, The Spoiler’s resident Villa fan thought it high time to put together a team of greats.

No place for their 800trillion Gerard Houllier Dollars man, Ashley Young, and The Spoiler was particularly disappointed by [...]