Catalan wonderkid redefines low-key

Barcelona and Spain’s next big thing Bojan Krkic scored his first goal at the Camp Nou at the weekend, a moment of delirium for any player, especially when only 17. Young Bojan celebrated as would any teenager who’d just guaranteed himself twenty years of exorbitant salaries and the attentions of the world’s most beautiful women - by jo

Tweedy/Cole lets us know who her husband is

In an obvious reaction to the Spoiler dubbing her ‘Tweedy/Cole’, Cheryl has gone and had ‘Mrs Cole’ etched on her

It’s a great life being a footballer, everyone knows that. And Arsenal’s Cesc Fabregas knows that better than most. A hot friend of the Spoiler speaks of how

Henry gives people of Barcelona a large stool for Christmas

Who doesn’t love a traditional nativity scene? The baby Jesus in his manger, the oxen, the three wise men and…wait! Who’s this amongst the shepherds? Thierry Henry taking a shit? Where in the Bible did that bit happen? Was The Spoiler so overcome with

Punterology is the study of betting patterns that enables punters to bet with the head, not just the heart. At chickendinner, our experts are top-notch professors of punterology, here’s our X Factor winning fact from Friday

This year’s last six echoes the 2006 final six which boasted (in descending order): Leona (the HUGE favourite - hence Rhydian, the HUGE favourite), Ray (he was from the same group as Leona - Leon is from the same group as Rhydian),

It’s Mr Testicles!

Last month, The Spoiler published a picture of our favourite ever marathon runner doing his thing in the

How to socialise like the WAGs and Gaffney

Do you have plenty of money but no class? Why not head to Soho’s very own cultural void, Chinawhite? For a mere £650 yearly membership fee, you could be rubbing shoulders with fame-hungry glamour models, Paul Danan, and Mick Hucknall tonight! Here’s the lowdown…

Where: Just off Picadilly Circus, in the basement of the Cheers bar. Even though Cheers is technically supposed to be in a basement itself.

How much: As previously mentioned, yearly membership is

Liverpool manager/nutter holds mystical powers

He may be established as the Premier League’s resident mentalist, but Rafa holds powers that are both strange and confusing. Behold, as he controls the Sky Sports broadcast above, Minority Report-style.

[YouTube via The Offside]

The best programming on the telebox this weekend

Need something to watch that sour post-Euro 2008 qualifying taste out of your mouth? How about a bumper weekend of sport, featuring a main course of good ol’ foreign people playing football, with lashings of tough men with deformed ears on the side? Dig in…

FRIDAY

Rugby Union
Worcester/ Sale (Sky Sports 1, 8pm)

SATURDAY

Premier League
Newcastle Utd/ Liver

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