Catalan wonderkid redefines low-key

Barcelona and Spain’s next big thing Bojan Krkic scored his first goal at the Camp Nou at the weekend, a moment of delirium for any player, especially when only 17. Young Bojan celebrated as would any teenager who’d just guaranteed himself twenty years of exorbitant salaries and the attentions of the world’s most beautiful women - by joining his grandparents for his favourite dish: macaroni. Except they didn’t have any, so he had to make do with spaghetti instead. Phew.

Not to worry, though, Bojan. Cesc Fabregas celebrated his first Arsenal goal with a can of Coke, and now he’s at it with all sorts.