Everton’s UEFA Cup opponents in unoriginal emblem design shocker

Some facts about Zenit St Petersburg:

1. They face Everton in the UEFA Cup tonight (bet here)
2. They are formed from the ashes of a club named “Stalinets”
3. The person who designed their club crest watched too many children’s TV shows with dodgy phone competitions.
4. Manager Dick Advocaat has never attempted to build a model of Tracey Island from toilet rolls and paper maiche.