The ‘Beijing Civilized Workers Cheering Squad’ are here to help

The Chinese government are enforcing the grip of communism on their people making sure everyone has a super happy fun time at the Olympics next year by introducing rules and etiquette for those in attendance.

The powers that be don’t believe folks have the intelligence to cheer at the correct moment, and to save an international embarrassment, have created the ‘Beijing Civilised Workers Cheering Squad’. They new body has issued twenty pre-approved cheers, including: “China, China — ha, ha, ha. China, China must win. Let’s go, let’s go.” (Since when did The Ramones start writing sports chants?) The mixture of excitement and fear in the air is sure to reach fever pitch in Beijing when this and the other nineteen chants get an airing.

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