He won’t take guff from a tubby megastar

It is perceived that many stars of the England team have big bank accounts, even bigger egos and little desire to help their nation succeed. Fabio wouldn’t take any of this nonsense, as he has dropped and fallen out with Totti, Del Piero and Edgar Davids. His greatest moment of belittling, however, came in front of the entire Real Madrid team, as a lazy Ronaldo left the showers:

“Aren’t you ashamed of being so fat?”

The porky Brazilian trotted off to Milan the following month.