It was fine when she stuck to Movida and ‘whites

The Royal Albert Hall - home of the second largest pipe organ in the land, opened in 1871, famous for the Proms, dedicated to the loyal husband of Queen Victoria. And now eternally smudged by the presence of Danielle Lloyd.

Last night, the controversial WAG made a move akin to Jim Davidson headlining at Gay Pride, by going along to the final night of Miss Bollywood.

The biggest star in attendance was Shilpa Shetty, the Indian lady Lloyd thought it okay to tell to “fuck off home” back in the days when Celebrity Big Brother was allowed on Britain’s television screens. And on her arm was Jermain Defoe, the professional footballer she recently snatched away from devastated WAG Charlotte Mears.

Next week: Capello takes the editors job at The Socialist Worker.

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