In case you missed it last night…

Here’s Ronaldo’s amazing dead ball strike from last night, which Sir Alex is dubbing ‘the best kick ever in the history of things that have been kicked.’ Or something like that.

The French supermodel is slowly taking over the high street

Ever ended up completely stranded in Marks & Spencers’ lingerie department, without an exit strategy or the faintest idea how you ended up there? It happened to Father Ted, and it’s a situation that is frequently occurring up and down the UK, due to the

He’s been out promoting the brand

The breaking news is that David Beckham will not be earning his 100th England cap against Switzerland next week, despite insisting that he is ‘fit and sharp […] and ready to be selected’.

Capello obviously doesn’t share this view

Remember when Kevin Keegan made this happen?

With the exception of a victory over Stoke, things haven’t quite gone to plan at St James’ Park since King Kev’s second coming. But let’s hope they give him more of a chance than they gave Big Sam, who was allowed just twenty-four league games in charge before being kicked out. The Manchester United home game is coming up in four weeks time, and the Magpies faithful shouldn’t forget what Keegan orchestrated on October 20, 1996:

Is falling asleep at the wheel on a motorway while hammered really such a bad thing?

After a long day of post-Christmas drinking back in December, Derby midfielder Bob Malcolm (currently on loan from QPR) was all tuckered out on a long drive back up north. So, he did what any right-thinking person would do, and switched off his Range Rover’s engine in the middle of the M1, in order to

West Ham star gets the drinks in

On Saturday evening, Lucas Neill went to the Walkabout bar in Covent Garden to celebrate Australia Day. He was so keen to commemorate the first European settlement on

The best sports on the telebox tonight

After a lifeless first leg, tonight Barcelona will meet with Villarreal for a place in the Spanish Cup semi-finals. Ronaldinho and co are 1/2 favourites to meet Valencia at the next stage - take a look at all the bets available on tonight’s action on our oddschicken.

Africa Cup of Nations
Senegal/ South Africa (British Eurosport 2, 5pm)
Tunisia/ Angola (British Eurosport, 5pm)

Spanish Cup Quarter-final Second Legs
Athletic Bilbao/ Racing Santander (Sky Sports Xtra, 7pm)
Barcelona/ Villarreal (Sky Sports Xtra, 9pm)

Blue Square Premier
Altrincham/ Woking (Setanta Sports 1, 7.30pm)

The best way to fight plaque, gingivitis and fidelity

A reminder of the other products in our range of high-end Premier League toiletries, after the jump

You’ve seen her in the movies, you just don’t know it

This morning’s Sun newspaper reports that ropey busty glamour model Alicia Douvall threw a scalding sup of tea over Lizzie Cundy - the WAG of ex-Spurs and Chelsea defender Jason. The ladies threw down fisticuffs after Alicia blasted

Chelsea’s wayward full back used to prefer the most innocent of refreshments

A Spoiler reader reminds us that before Ashley Cole turned his dazzle on Cheryl, he went out with a lovely north London girl who was definitely not in a girl band. Back then, his drink of choice was milk - “lots of it, straight from the carton.” In less than a year at the world’s flashest club, reliable old cow juice has fallen from favour. In its place are depressing “vodka cocktails” and, later in the evening, mouthwash. So if anyone really wants to know what celebrity tastes like, now you can. Just mix Stoli and Listerine.