Who does Joey Barton love almost as much as fighting?

If you happen to frequent Liverpool’s Newz bar, then you have no problem with atrocious modern spelling or bumping into Alex Curran and her best pal Amanda Harrington. The blonde model started her relationship with Mr Joey Barton last February, and the whirlwind romance has only been interrupted by hectic schedules (of incarceration).

According to her Myspace, Amanda is 99 years old, and despite her advanced years has just returned from staying at the Playboy mansion. She describes her visit to Heff’s gaff as ‘the best time of [her] life’, but has declined an invitation to appear in the old goat’s jazz mag. ‘There’s no going back when you’ve shown everything,’ she reasons.

Although no sane person would bring their child near Joey Barton, Miss Harrington has a daughter, and she also will be appearing in a BBC3 documentary called Glamour Girls. You hear that? BBC3!!

On a side note, I wagered £20 on Amanda to win last year’s Miss Great Britain, on the back of a nailed on tip from a ‘friend’ at a lad’s magazine. Unbelievably, she lost the competition to some Scottish girl who has never even been out with a footballer. That day, I lost £20 and a friend.

Spoiler bonus: Like the look of Amanda? Why not pay tribute to her with a mug or wall clock?!