Spotted! West Ham’s Peruvian, Nolberto Solano, wheeling - according to our spotter - “a medium-sized trolley” into Tesco in Epping on Sunday. Solano, who moved to London to be closer to his family (although surely moving to Peru would have better accomplished that goal), has obviously picked up some bad habits in the north east. A word of advice, Nolberto: The London-based player is expected to use the biggest trolley available, and fill it. You don’t want anyone to think you’ve accepted anything less than obscene wages.