Cuckolding WAG has bizarre botox procedure

On my daily quest to defame Britain’s favourite serial WAG/ racist, I stumbled upon this story. I still can’t quite believe it can be real, but it is being carried by several Lloyd fan blogs and she’s superficial enough to do it. Anyway, if it helps to lower her in the estimation of society, then it’s good enough for me:

Danielle Lloyd has had Botox injected in her armpits in a desperate bid to cure her sweat problem.

The former Miss Great Britain was so concerned about her sweaty armpits she had injections under her arms to disable the sweat glands.

Danielle said: “I had Botox in my armpits to stop me sweating. When I’m going out and I’ve got a nice dress on, I don’t want to be waving to people with a big sweat patch under my arm and get snapped by the paparazzi.

“Sometimes I wonder about the health effects of having Botox injected there but I don’t sweat so I don’t really care to be honest!”

I’m no doctor, but I’m fairly sure humans are supposed to sweat – it’s nature’s way of cooling body temperature. Buy hey, Danielle doesn’t have unsightly liquid dripping from her crevices anymore, so she’s happy!

In other news, the anti-Dani Lloyd Facebook group I was invited to at the beginning of last week is steaming on with 450 members. And it has been given coverage in hundreds of blogs, Heat Magazine and today’s Sun. Viva La Revolucion!