Ronaldo’s latest conquest can wave goodbye to her innocence

According to our amigas at Kickette, the windswept beauty above is the latest to receive a steamrollering from Cristiano Ronaldo.

Twenty-year-old Carolina Patrocínio is a Kids TV presenter in Portugal, and here she is rabbiting on about Teletubbies or staying off drugs or something:

Ronaldo, whose hobbies include step-overs, hair sculpting and orgying, would do well do maintain a healthy long-term relationship with this wholesome young lady. But can she tame his unfaltering libido for long enough? I’m going to hazard a guess at ‘no’.