From the social networking site that brought you anti-Danielle Lloydism

The model friend who invited me to join the ever-popular and well-publicised ‘Charlotte over Danielle any day’ group on Facebook has just started a new group on the social networking site.

The new group is named ‘The Anti WAGABE Society’, and it’s purpose is described below, via the medium of bad spelling and grammar:

Definition of a WAGABE: a girl who specifically targets Premiership footballers with the aim to becoming a footballers wife. But gets it all wrong and ends up becoming nothing more than a “Scene Bike” Having no regard for girlfriends or wives. They are girls with no shame who usually always end up selling made up stories to News of the Screws, Daily Star or simalar tat.

WAGABE TRAITS..

Occupation: model or claiming to be.

Appearance: Bad hair extensions usually blonde, Nail extensions, Tantastic complextion, far too much bronzer

Can be found: Lurking on Myspace, Whatever club theve heard footballers will be frequenting that evening. Faces Embassy & Cafe de Paris are favourite haunts.

Favourite tv shows: Sky Sports, WAGS Boutique, Footballers Wives.

Likes: Shopping

Fav Designers: Von Dutch, Ed Hardy

Dislikes: Girls who are already going out with footballers

WAGABE Idols: Colleen, Alex Curran & the Queen Bee Victoria Beckham

Wow, take that Danielle Lloyd! A written pounding from your sexy and morally-upstanding counterparts. Presumably, the anti-WAGABE models who belong to this group prefer sophisticated gentlemen who play backgammon and own many leather-bound books. Blog writers perhaps…

Join the group here.